Now do read this tale,
it may get me into jail!
There was a man, who's profession was horse breeding
he claimed he could do horse lip reading
It struck me strange and wondered what he could read,
Did the mare tell him, "He's a stud, ahem,I'd breed,"
or "yuck, him, really him! Could you find no other!!!
His child you really want me to mother?"
Anyway there were too many questions that came to fore,
and for your sakes I wont tell you any more!